Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I have this terrible habit of trying to flirt when I’m drunk. I’m not good at it when I’m sober, and I’m even worse when I’m drunk. My attempts to wink end up looking more like a lazy eye…
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea If you don’t know this by now, you haven’t been reading very long… I’m a slave to my drunken cravings. Normally, this isn’t much of an issue, but after you’ve spent the past five minutes wondering why your key won’t fit in your neighbor’s lock, it’s probably best to take … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Budgeting is the name of the game. That’s hard to grasp when you’re three sheets to the wind. So naturally, what do I do? I buy a subscription to wine of the month. Never mind that I know jack shit about wine, I don’t have the money to pay for … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Ya know how Einstein performed really poorly in school because he wasn’t being challenged enough? Well, there’s that approach… personally, I made the less-than-wise decision to drink in class instead. It wasn’t a bad idea because the teacher could tell or anything. It was more, well… I’m known to get … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea We’re all adults here (and if you’re not, just don’t tell your parents…) so I think we can have a grown-up discussion here. So let’s talk about sex, baby. And you’re welcome Salt N Pepa, I just made you relevant again. But seriously, there are sooo many reasons why drunk … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Sometimes, while under the influence, I give in to my baser instincts. I eat the foods I know that I shouldn’t. AFter all, I’ve already thrown caution (and my liver) to the wind, what’s one more thing? Well, the reason I don’t recommend hot wings isn’t so much a health … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Something I learned the other day when at a bar is that cards are best when… well, not when rip roaring drunk, like I was. Don’t get me wrong, cards and a couple of beers is always a good time, but as in the case of just about every other … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Okay, anyone who knows me knows that I am the last person in the world to say that listening to Rick Astley is a bad idea. After all, he’s one of my top 3 Ricks, (after Springfield but before Ross, in case you were wondering) but along with Rick Astley … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea One thing I’ve never understood (among many others) is this whole fondue craze. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love cheese as much as the next bloated American and I don’t hate chocolate, so in theory, it’s all good, right? Maybe it’s not the fondue thing that I don’t … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I’ve been known to get a little… heated when it comes to the world of academia. In fact, I’m not sure how much longer I can stand it. Still, I’ve never been quite as mad as when I was shushed by a professor. That’s right, we’re talking about a 24-year … Continue reading
