I’m gonna be moving across the country next week so I’m gonna take a break from the writing and focus on the soul-crushing disappointment of having to find the best dive bar all over again when I get to LA. But I’ll be back after this week, probably with more regrettable decisions to make you … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I never thought I’d be preaching about the evils of automatic doors… again, but after the other night, I can no longer remain silent. It’s not my fault that my lightning quick reflexes make me wanna stumble through the doorway at a breakneck speed. I’m sure one could twist this … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea It wasn’t too long ago that I was a runner. Running was my life. In fact, I was training for the Chicago marathon, so I didn’t have much of a choice. One of my last drunken hoorahs before I swore off the liquor (detox before the marathon) I found myself … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Ya know what you get for helping others when you’re drunk? A pair of bleach-soaked jeans from sitting on a bar bathroom floor, $15 bucks closer to broke from somebody else’s cab ride, and a guy who’s too drunk to thank you or even remember who you are the next … Continue reading
