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Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I don’t condone the delinquency of minors (okay, who are we kidding? But I should probably say it just to cover my ass) but sometimes the night’s events take you to unexpected places… say, a bar? On the off-chance they don’t card when you first get in there, chances are … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea You’re a partier? That’s fine, but I work in a bar. Unless I’m getting paid to deal with you or you’re gonna tip me at the end of the night, I don’t wanna hafta come home to take care of your drunk ass after 6 hours of dealing with other … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Well, working where I work at least. I mean, some jobs it’s fine… like, a toll booth worker? Hell, you’d probably have to drink to make that one work. See, it isn’t that my job is particularly taxing, although it can be. It’s more… well, in a gay bar, subtlety … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Just cuz you work in a place where people drink, doesn’t mean you should drink. Seriously. It’s awful.
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea When your bosses (seriously, the two nicest guys ever) end your interview with “Oh yeah, and if you wanna get up on the stripper pole and make a few extra tips, that’s cool. Some of our guys like to tend bar in their underwear for the tips.” you can’t help … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I’ve been on both sides of this one. For those that had to listen to me ramble on about drunken karaoke, I sincerely apologize, because being on the receiving end of aforementioned tweets is truly a torture more obscene than waterboarding. No, nobody cares that ABBA just came on. No, … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Look, crutches are always rough, but fall-down-drunk on crutches? It’s not as easy as I make it look… which is not easy at all. It’s best to just make somebody else your beer bitch and get you drinks from the fridge while you watch Designing Women reruns… not that I’m … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I’m not a bar person. Something about the forced socialization, loud music, and general douche-baggery has always turned me off. Still, get me drunk enough and I’m pretty much game for anything. I’d like to think if I didn’t drink so much, I’d know better but, well, that’s not likely … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I’m a huge proponent of literacy. Well, that and, if you’re reading, people tend to leave you alone. In the case of a bar? Not so much. Some people stop by and ask what you’re reading, thus defeating the purpose of bringing a book since you hafta stop every two … Continue reading
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