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Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea It will end poorly.
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I don’t condone the delinquency of minors (okay, who are we kidding? But I should probably say it just to cover my ass) but sometimes the night’s events take you to unexpected places… say, a bar? On the off-chance they don’t card when you first get in there, chances are … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I assure you the decision to stop drinking doesn’t come from a deteriorating liver or any Lindsay Lohan-esque exploits. I’m getting back into marathon training and “trying to stay healthy,” which unfortunately for both of us means no more booze and, more than likely, no more blog. Sorry I was … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea About halfway through (especially after finishing a whole bottle of wine by yourself) you’ll understand why some runners piss themselves during marathons.
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea No one likes “The Talk.” It’s unquestionably the worst part about getting consistently laid. Still, it’s an inevitability in the dating world. My one suggestion? Have it sober. Otherwise, you both end up downing your discomfort in a futile effort to make it easier. Then, the, uh- yeah, the details … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Before you know it, it’s 6:45 and you’ve misplaced the better part of an hour… it went to that damn yellow sponge and there’s nothing you can do to get it back.
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea While this is one of my favorite movies of all time (seriously, I have the Iron Giant tattooed on my right calf) I cannot in good conscience recommend watching this while drunk. This movie, I admit, makes me cry just about every time. But with booze involved? Tears for fuckin’ … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea The lingering taste of tequila mixed with milk just doesn’t really work very well.
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Let’s see… Started off with Captain & Coke. Moved on to beer. A brief stint with wine. Followed by tequila shots. Then back to the Captain & Coke. It’s so weird that I don’t feel great today…
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea I mean, unless you’re in to multi-colored vomit…
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea 