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Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea It’s really not pleasant for anyone involved… especially when you start crying. I just- yeah, I don’t know what to do when you start crying. It usually just ends with an alarmingly stiff half-hug and a pat on the arm. … yeah, dude, in case you’re reading this, we’re roommates, … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Especially when the other person is sober? It’s just- yeah, it’s not really fair… even when you do love the other person, it’s stil weird, okay?!?
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea It will end poorly.
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea It’s a Fox show, but it’s like, CBS-level offensive. We’re talking, like, Chuck Lorre-offensive.
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Hi, nice to meet you, I’m your gay roommate. Wow, that’s a really great story. I’m so glad you liked that one episode of Will & Grace you saw. No, I actually don’t know that gay dude that you went to high school with… ya know, seeing as you grew … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea My weirdness about my personal space didn’t help matters, nor does my general “meh” attitude towards this guy, but no, what I think really killed it was the awkwardness of him giving, what I can only assume is the Fredo kiss of death, to me while I was in my … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea When you tell me your number is in the low 70s but “half of those don’t count cuz most of those girls were sluts?” I’m not impressed. I’m torn between thinking you’re a disgusting hypocrite (she’s the slut, even though you both had consentual sex?) and my sincere hope that … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Before you know it, it’s 6:45 and you’ve misplaced the better part of an hour… it went to that damn yellow sponge and there’s nothing you can do to get it back.
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Getting into an argument is always tricky, but winning a debate is even harder.Especially when it’s an issue you can’t even believe you’re discussing. You mean I actually have to explain why, in 2013, Paula Deen should not be throwing around the N-word in a professional environment or, dare I … Continue reading
Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea Ya know what? No. No, it wasn’t even me tweeting about Clay Aiken. It was a joke about how Paul Dano looks like Clay Aiken in the movie Ruby Sparks. Was it my best joke? Not even, and yet, I’m paying for it dearly. Did you know that Clay Aiken … Continue reading
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