Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea: Hooking Up

Drunk Good Idea/Sober Bad Idea

I’m a mess of contradictions. Wildly insecure with the undeserved ego of Napoleon. Incredibly shy, but impossible to shut up. Incredibly high alcohol tolerance paired with shockingly low self-esteem.

So when I say that make some rash decisions after a night of drinking, I’m not exaggerating.

Even then, not all of my hook-ups have been bad ideas. In fact, I have a pretty good batting average.

It’s just, well, it’s a limited thing. In the rare instance that I could actually picture myself having a future with one of ’em, my mind plays the moment where our kids ask how we met and all I can come up with is, “well, daddy is actually a little fuzzy on that…”